'ALRIGHT! It's time for me to do what has to be done by me and find myself a DATE!' Wade yells in an over the top voice while raising his fist up dramatically. He climbs up onto the nearest bench and begins scouting the area. 'Aha! Target located!' he grins as he noticed the cute girl with long, blond hair leaning against the wall not far from where he's standing. The boy gets into position, then quickly does a front flip and lands swiftly in front of the girl. 'Hello there, I'm Mr. Right! Someone told me you were looking for me!' he grins up and gives a thumbs-up.
Yuri looks over at the over eccentric boy who landed in front of her. "Good day Right-san, I've never heard of you though... I don't know anybody here either, how would I be looking for you?" she tilts her head, her bangs moving out of the way to show her green eye.
'Aw, damn, I forgot... Some of my pickup lines get lost in translation here...' he sighs and tilts his head down, then promptly lifts it back up, with a large smile. 'No matter! What I meant to say was, congratulations, you just hit the jackpot! My name's Wade Wilson, aka the most interesting guy you'll ever meet in your life, and I'm here to let you know that I've deemed you worthy of being my date! I'll come pick you up at 7 tomorrow, alright?'
'Huh? Wait, what are you-- No, that's not what I meant...' Wade scratches his head. 'I meant like, you know, a romantic date a... Going out?' he says, struggling a bit with the Japanese language. 'Like, I pick you up from your place, we go outside, have some fun, maybe watch a movie or something, and at the end you let me in your panties!'
She blushes deeply. "W-w-w-w-what about my panties? B-b-baka!" she turns and takes a few steps away from him and sniffs the air. "You smell like onee-sama..." she turns around, a glimmer of lust in her multicolored eyes.
'Ai? Oh, so you're Ai-sama's little sister?!?' his eyes shine with joy for a few seconds before another realization drains the energy from them. 'Oh, so you're Ai-sama's little sister...' he repeats, this time a lot less enthusiastically, and turns his head down. 'I see... Hmm, I wonder if she'd be okay with me dating you... Trust me, she's not someone I'd wish to anger, for so many reasons!'
She tilts her head. "Onee-sama has a garden? Since when?" she scratches the side of her head as a gust of wind flips her skirt to show her black and white striped panties. she does nothing to keep her skirt down.
'Well, that's not exactly the kind of garden I was HOLY FRIGGIN SHIT!' Wade exclaims at the sight of the girl's panties. He's knocked down and remains lying on the ground in an awkward pose while blood from his nose begins to form a puddle around him.
'Phew, that was close!' Wade finally stands up, still pinching his nose with one hand. 'Fortunately, my brain doesn't need too much blood to function properly! I wonder why that is... Never mind, I know you're worried about me, but trust me, I'm all better now!' he gives her a thumbs up.
'Isn't it obvious? She granted me access into her own, personal Garden of Eden!' Wade says as his eyes begin sparkling. 'Tall maids! Loli maids! Maids with fox ears and a tail! Dark-skinned maids! Long-haired maids! Maids in kimonos! SO MANY PURE JAPANESE BEAUTIES ALL WANTING A PIECE OF ME! IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!'
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