Nostalgia [Private]

'Whoa, hey, what are you doing?!?' he steps forward. 'I can't believe I'm the one saying this, but this can't possibly be safe!'

Wade remains still for a few seconds after she cut herself. 'If I ask why you did that, will I regret it?'

She holds up her arm as the blood turns into steam and the cut (which was rather deep) heals in a matter of seconds. "That. There's perks to being me. It's very hard to get hurt. I still feel pain, but you could behead me and I'd still live."

'Damn...' Wade says as he stares in disbelief. 'How big must my harem be to get that kind of superpower?!?'

She smirks. "I have more than that, I'm the only Pureblooded Vampire alive." She opens her mouth and lets her fangs grow.

Wade raises an eyebrow, then looks down and sighs. 'I'm... fucked, aren't I?' he asks, more annoyed than anything else, then pulls the collar of his shirt down, exposing his neck. 'Alright, let's get this over with...'

Her fangs shrink and she closes her mouth, placing a hand over it, attempting (and failing) to stifle her laughter. "You though I was going to feed on you?" she spits out between laughs. "No way kid, I only feed on society's scum. So if you hear of criminals disappearing without a trace, it's probably my doing."

'Oh?' he asks, kind of confused, then sighs with relief while readjusting his collar. 'Well, thank god, because even though I didn't show it, I was kinda pissing my pants. I'm not ready to die, I still don't have my harem!' the boy explains before leaning against a nearby tree. 'To be honest, whenever I heard of criminals disappearing mysteriously, I always blamed it on a high school student with a magical notebook and a god complex, but maybe that's just me'

She giggles. "Oh? you heard about what Suzu did? I heard that she got that book from Akira"

Wade points his index finger up and opens his mouth, preparing to say something, but promptly gives up. 'You know what, I'm not even gonna ask... Just tell me this - is there anything else about this town I need to know? Space marines? Evil gods trying to destroy the world? Ninjas? Anything like that?'

She scratches her chin and looks away. "All of the above?..."

ಠ_ಠ 'You're just messing with me, aren't you?' he asks.

She smirks. "I might, I might not, judge that for yourself~" she stands up and dusts her back off awkwardly before turning. "We should head to my Estate, I could use a massage right about now~. I'm sure my maids are dying to meet you too~" she winks, her smirk still showing.

'Sounds good to me! A massage is the least I can do for you after, you know, you didn't eat me and stuff...' he grins and offers his arm. 'By the way, there is something I've been wanting to ask you ever since you first brought it up, but first, I gotta ask - are you absolutely, 100% sure that my father, Wade Wilson, is actually the man everyone here calls Deadpool?'

She nods. "I'm almost 100% sure that he is, but I'd have to talk to him to ascertain it. You have his number?" she pulls out her phone and presses a side button calling for her chauffeur.

He shakes his head. 'Not really. I don't really know him. I haven't seen him, or spoken with him... like, ever! The only interaction I've had with him was when he sent me a letter telling me he'd give me a million dollars if I enrolled here... So, I did. But that's not what matters here!' Wade finishes and coughs. 'You mentioned something about Deadpool adopting an... Italian cyborg? Can I, like, get the full scoop on that?'

She ponders a moment while walking to the edge of the park. "I saw him with her... like once. Shoulder-length blonde hair in a bob cut. Only thing I remember about her clothes were the combat boots. That's all I got, sorry..."

His eyes open wide. 'Blond hair?!? Are you serious?!?' he asks, then looks down and sighs. 'No. It must be just a coincidence. It's gotta be. I mean...'

She winces at the tone of his voice. "Something the matter...?"

Wade looks down, wondering about whether or not he should tell Ai, but finally decides it's only fair - after all, she did reveal her secret to him, so now it was time for him to do the same. 'My big sister... We're not related by blood, since my father adopted her when she was little, but we've been together practically since the day I was born! Even though we lived in different houses, she still took the time to visit me as often as she could. We never had any secrets from each other! However... she does have blond hair. Do you think...'

She stops at the entrance to the park. "It's possible..." she thinks for a good five minutes before blurting something out "Andrea!" she yells. "Her name was Andrea! I remember now!"

His mouth gapes a bit as he stares blankly for a few seconds. After that, he sighs once again and facepalms. 'You gotta be kidding me!!!'

She turns her head towards him. "She's your sister then?" she tilts her head back a few seconds before a limo rolls up.

'I guess so... I mean... Her name IS Andrea, but she never did anything like... Uhm, whatever the hell cyborgs do! Not to mention, don't cyborgs have cool metal exoskeletons? Her body looks TOTALLY human! Trust me, I know!'

She nods as she walks up to the limo "Normally yes, but they do artificial muscles and tendons. they still can't move like me, but they get pretty fast, and strong." she motions for him to enter first.

Wade finally notices the limo next to them. Considering everything that had happened thus far, its appearance doesn't even faze him. He opens the door and goes in, then takes Ai's hand to help her in. 'So what, are you trying to tell me she's been a cybernetic assassin working for some Italian agency all along? Why hasn't she ever brought that up? I mean, you'd think it's important information!'