I won't fail this time! [Private]

'ALRIGHT! It's time for me to do what has to be done by me and find myself a DATE!' Wade yells in an over the top voice while raising his fist up dramatically. He climbs up onto the nearest bench and begins scouting the area. 'Aha! Target located!' he grins as he noticed the cute girl with long, blond hair leaning against the wall not far from where he's standing. The boy gets into position, then quickly does a front flip and lands swiftly in front of the girl. 'Hello there, I'm Mr. Right! Someone told me you were looking for me!' he grins up and gives a thumbs-up.

Yuri looks over at the over eccentric boy who landed in front of her. "Good day Right-san, I've never heard of you though... I don't know anybody here either, how would I be looking for you?" she tilts her head, her bangs moving out of the way to show her green eye.

'Aw, damn, I forgot... Some of my pickup lines get lost in translation here...' he sighs and tilts his head down, then promptly lifts it back up, with a large smile. 'No matter! What I meant to say was, congratulations, you just hit the jackpot! My name's Wade Wilson, aka the most interesting guy you'll ever meet in your life, and I'm here to let you know that I've deemed you worthy of being my date! I'll come pick you up at 7 tomorrow, alright?'

She tilts her head further. "Huh? What are you talking about? Date? it's the 10th of February."

'Huh? Wait, what are you-- No, that's not what I meant...' Wade scratches his head. 'I meant like, you know, a romantic date a... Going out?' he says, struggling a bit with the Japanese language. 'Like, I pick you up from your place, we go outside, have some fun, maybe watch a movie or something, and at the end you let me in your panties!'

She blushes deeply. "W-w-w-w-what about my panties? B-b-baka!" she turns and takes a few steps away from him and sniffs the air. "You smell like onee-sama..." she turns around, a glimmer of lust in her multicolored eyes.

'Eh?!?' he asks and quickly brings his sleeve up to his nose and takes a few sniffs. 'Hmm, I don't smell anything, and I'm pretty sure I took a bath this morning, but... Okay! So, is tomorrow fine?'

she takes a few imposing steps towards him before sniffing the air again. "You smell like you've been near Ai-oneesama!"

'Ai? Oh, so you're Ai-sama's little sister?!?' his eyes shine with joy for a few seconds before another realization drains the energy from them. 'Oh, so you're Ai-sama's little sister...' he repeats, this time a lot less enthusiastically, and turns his head down. 'I see... Hmm, I wonder if she'd be okay with me dating you... Trust me, she's not someone I'd wish to anger, for so many reasons!'

She giggles. "I guess that you know that onee-sama could suck out your soul with one bite?"

'Well, there's that too, but I was thinking more about how she won't give me access to her personal Garden of Eden anymore if I cross her... So, you know!'

She tilts her head. "Onee-sama has a garden? Since when?" she scratches the side of her head as a gust of wind flips her skirt to show her black and white striped panties. she does nothing to keep her skirt down.

'Well, that's not exactly the kind of garden I was HOLY FRIGGIN SHIT!' Wade exclaims at the sight of the girl's panties. He's knocked down and remains lying on the ground in an awkward pose while blood from his nose begins to form a puddle around him.

She sniffs the air again, just now noticing Wade is on the ground. "Your blood smells quite good... I bet it'd be quite....tasty..." Her eyes begin to fade into a bright crimson.

'Hey, now!' he lifts his head up and looks at her. 'Don't get any funny ideas, or I'm telling your sister! Bad vampire! Bad!'

She blushes. "I-It's not like I want your blood or anything! Humph!" she turns around and crosses her arms.

'But I want yours!' he sits up and looks straight at her. 'I don't even know your name, but I love you! Please, marry me!'

Her eyes shoot wide open. "Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh? B-Baka! My virginity is being saved for Onee-sama!"

Wade just stares at her for about 5 seconds, without visibly moving a single muscle on his body. Suddenly, he falls back down. The nosebleed returns, and it's worse than ever.

she kneels next to him, exposing her panties again. "Are you okay Mr. Right? You're going to have an anemia at this rate..."

Wade slowly lifts his left hand up and pinches his nose with it. 'P-panties... Cover your panties!' he whispers to the girl next to him.

She looks down and realizes her panties are showing. She stifles a scream as she jumps back and holds her skirt down with her hands.

'Phew, that was close!' Wade finally stands up, still pinching his nose with one hand. 'Fortunately, my brain doesn't need too much blood to function properly! I wonder why that is... Never mind, I know you're worried about me, but trust me, I'm all better now!' he gives her a thumbs up.

Her hands never move from her skirt, but she looks up at Wade. she eventually stands up and brushes herself off. "So... How do you know onee-sama?"

'Isn't it obvious? She granted me access into her own, personal Garden of Eden!' Wade says as his eyes begin sparkling. 'Tall maids! Loli maids! Maids with fox ears and a tail! Dark-skinned maids! Long-haired maids! Maids in kimonos! SO MANY PURE JAPANESE BEAUTIES ALL WANTING A PIECE OF ME! IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!'