I won't fail this time! [Private]

'Seriously? It seemed fine to me... OH CRAP! THAT MEANS MY ACCENT IS PROBABLY EVEN WORSE!' he yells out in panic upon the sudden realization, then turns serious again. 'There's no choice, then! I must clear my shame the only way a samurai can!'

Her eyes light up. "Can you use swords too?"

'Uhm...' he thinks for a moment, then grins. 'Sure, why not! I mean, I'm awesome at everything I do, so using swords shouldn't be a problem!'

she throws up a gigantic smile. "Do you think you could beat someone who's been fencing since she was six?"

'I can sure as hell try!' he grins. 'There's no sport I'm not good at! The question is, what does the winner of the match get?'

She looks contemplative for a moment. "A....Massage? Maybe..."

'A... massage?' he asks, then immediately grins. 'YES! OF COURSE! Whoever loses must give the winner a long, full-body massage! NO EXCUSES!' he yells out and raises his fist up in the air to show how serious he is.

She nods her approval, not understanding the implications. "I see no reason not to accept. Shall we leave then?"

'Sure! The bus stop's just outside of town, right? Let's get going!' he smiles, without really revealing his inner joy about the bet.